As a frequent listener of hip-hop, I often find myself singing things that make no sense. Things that nobody has ever said ever, and if they did, would be rightfully shunned. Therefore, as my opening post for my brand new shiny blog, I am offering the five most unnecessary, unthinkable, yet ultimately unbeatable hip hop lyrics out there, as I see them. Feedback welcome, additions welcome. Terrible writing is for all of us to enjoy. 5. Song: My Chick Bad Artist: Ludacris Year: 2010 Lyric: She slides down the pole like a certified stripper. Problem: Is there a certification process for strippers? As far as I can tell, it's pretty easy to become a stripper if you have open availability (see what I did there?). I like to imagine a series of written tests, perhaps an eye exam that actually makes sure you can't see very well, as to prevent actually making eye contact while sliding down the pole. Imagine...